The old iPod is cranking out some Scott Matthews who is Jeff Buckley's vocal stunt-double, the similiarities are uncanny to say the least. It's like they put a slight British lilt to the voice and it's Jeff in the room again ... alright, away w/ other stuff before I say something exceedingly sappy about Jeff ... so, this is going to be short, although not necessarily sweet as I had dinner w/ a girl recently and here the main section of our sterling conversation ...
Me: So, how's work going these days ?
Girl: Great, great - I really like styling hair, it's give me a real outlet for my creativity you know, because I'm really a creative type of person and everything.
Me: Good to hear.
Girl: Hey, maybe I could do something about your hair, it's got all these white hairs coming out, like "boo !!!", like a ghost jumping out of a closet.
Me: My hair is like Halloween ?
Girl: Kinda. Well, not really. Well, it just looks kind of older, not so twenty-ish, you know ?
Me: Kinda - because I'm not twenty-ish ?
Girl: Really ? Are you kidding because it's not funny. Really ? Because I've got a line, like no guys over 30 !! I mean, I don't want an old fart !!
Me: So, you want a fresh fart ? I mean, that I can handle.
As C-Rex would say, that's what you get when you hang out at the schoolyard all day ... the end.
1 comment:
often in life, those around us see us consistently walking into walls..consistenly. so they pad the walls to help soften the blows, but if you keep riping off the padding so that when the forehead smacks agains the cold hard drywall, cracking it slightly and leaving matted skin, hair and blood...well then frankly you cannot be saved from a headache.
refer to the list!
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