Busted

Ok, I can't sleep which is unusual because one of my *talents* is the ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime. If there was an Olympics related to sleeping, I would be all over it like it was going out of style. So, the iPod has "Summer Son" from Texas pushing through a mini-set of Altec speakers and it rawks just a little bit.

Sometimes things happen and we should 100% share the information in some sort of emergency public forum ... so, my emergency public forum topic is making sure the bathroom is clean ... let me explain

It is vital to clean the bathroom prior to having a girl come over and I don't mean taking the Javex out and bleaching the shit out of the place (although this could score bonus points if she is a germ-a-phobe, but really, you are just increasing expectations which is a bad thing and is a whole other post). What I am talking about is making sure that NOTHING is left out in plain sight ... let me explain further

This girl Alinah has come over to my place, like she has before, and as things are going well, as they have before, she excuses herself to go to the bathroom for what I can only assume is to prepare for whatever happens next. Except that Alinah spends only about 30 seconds in there before I hear the bathroom door open and then an angry shuffling of feet reappear at the entry to the bedroom. And then she starts to accuse me of seeing other women, to which the only reply (and trust me, it's the only reply) is "no, no, no, that is 100% false". Unfortunately, although I thought I had done everything right, evidentally I HAD NOT PLACED EVERYTHING OUT OF PLAIN SIGHT, which turns out to be a CRITICAL error because Alinah pulls a shower cap out from behind her back and says, quite eloquently, "then what the fuck is this ?". It was one of those clear hotel-type shower caps that is almost invisible to 99% of the human population. However, this piece of shit, $0.10 worth of cheap polypropylene gets me 100% busted, which is just simply awesome. I tell you, bottle-blondes get me in more trouble per capita than any other hair type ...

all in all, the end.